So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
i out mim tonsoeep
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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