i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
Randomize
