I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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