I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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