I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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