haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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