YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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