Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
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