i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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