The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
Randomize
