Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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