it hurts more in the daytime
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
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