No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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