so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Randomize
