Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
this just has baby written all over it
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
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