So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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