We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
Randomize