wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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