ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
wanna go halves on a baby?
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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