Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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