Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
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