how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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