i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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