So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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