so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
We left the knife in your bed.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
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