you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
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