Where did you get a picture of my penis
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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