I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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