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I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I have aggressive nipples.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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