hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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