Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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