On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
he just fucked me for my cheese..
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
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