remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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