Jerry, you need to find god
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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