i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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