He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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