Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
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