was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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