She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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