i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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