Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
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