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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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