I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
4 words: hood of his car
He is an equal opportunity slut.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
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