Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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