whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I'm sorry my penis didn't work
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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