Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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