hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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