Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
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