In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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