He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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