whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
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