I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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