i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
Randomize
