I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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