Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
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